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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
very long pause….
“Java.”
Q: how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: none, that’s a hardware problem

["hip","hip"]
(hip hip array!)
Unix is user friendly. It’s just very particular about who its friends are.
Command line Russian roulette:
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